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#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you

I had one of these! The markers were lammmeeee. I might have gotten a terrible batch.

Fucking yes ^

Yes I had one, yes it SUCKED!!! BUT, fear not! I bought one for my son for christmas and it was better. the paint is still water and they no longer include anything really cool (only markers, crayons, pencil crayons, safety scissors, and a small pad of construction paper. Photo sized paper too, not even 9.5x11

…nice idea, poor execution.

Still better than the asian crayons I get from the dollar store… like writing with a candle.

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